Jokes(idk you will find it lame or funny):
DO I RING IT?
One morning, an European couple went to the market. The wife heard a cloth seller shouting.
Seller: Come and buy these new cloth. Two dollars a metre. (Then, he shouted in Malay) Dua Ringgit! Dua Ringgit! (Ringging the bell in his hand).
Wife: Darling, the cloth seller is really very stupid.
Husband: Why do you say that?
Wife: You see, he is holding the bell and ringing it and he is shouting to the passer-by "Do i ring it? Do i ring it?"
Husband: ???

ROUND
Diner: I'm in a hurry. Will the pancakes be long?
Waiter: No, sir. They'll be round.

ON A HORSE
Teacher: Class, all of you have to prepare an essay on "A Horse".
The next day, Linda was seen sitting on a horse writing an essay.
Father: Linda, why don't you sit properly on a chair and write the essay?
Linda: Because my teacher told me to write an essay on a horse.